My Tool Wish List

Yes I’m a girl and YES I have a tool wish list! Don’t we all?

Being the thunker that I am, I figured what better way to get the point across (since hints aren’t cutting it) then to make a post with pictures and all. Also, since I’ve been told a good writer (not that I am by any means one) knows his/her audience, or intended audience, this post shall be written TO GET THE THINGS I WANT for that purpose.

Here we go.

Amazon

Nail gun/stapler- It’s just logical! Now, if I were a math-a-miticalish  person I could surely come up with some supporting equations, but lets just put it in girl talk. Picture the hand movements with me if you will (and I’m about 100% positive my female readers will be able to do so).

With this I could be all:

Ching…………………Ching………………Ching……………………Done

Instead of:

Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, OUCH, Pound………Maybe this project can wait (You know what I’m talking about, we all have the “get back to it” pile)

Rockwelltools

Table Saw- I needs to cut some stuff! If I had one of these I wouldn’t have to giggle and act naive while asking the nice guys at the store to cut said meeeeeellllliiiiooon pieces for me.

Rockler

Router- I could make cool things! You know how sometimes you just need the latest electronic? Yes, meet said latest tool.

Rockler

Molding Bits for Router- You know all the molding I spend money on? I could make my own! Sold!?!?! Amazon

Paint Sprayer- Really a gift not just for me! You know those math-a-miticalish equations I could have provided for the nail gun, same example just a little different.

More like:

swish………swish………….swish…aww, look at how beautiful it (wall, chair, dresser, furniture et…) is, what a beautiful color.

Instead of:

Ugh, maybe we’ll just leave it white……

Now, as mentioned before I am a girl and as such require “accessories” so please include the following items.

Pictures from Amazon.com

I hereby promise to try keep body parts out of the working areas of said tools and to use them for their intended purpose. I may also agree to the “borrowing” of said tools with some stipulations. Please be advised however that this is an ever growing list so please check often.

Disclaimer- I am not promoting any brand, website, or even tool. I have not been compensated for this post, HOWEVER if anyone would like to send me something off my list I could be open to such a thing (crosses fingers).